Contrary Anne

 

Contrary Anne can’t find herself a man

Without an opinion or a thought that takes a stand

Guys with a line on her they soon understand

Just talking about the weather takes a strategy and plan

 

It all goes well when people just ignore her

She’s a well known crank with a lousy sense of humor

Looks for the chance to perpetuate the rumor

And it all goes to hell when someone stands up to her

 

She says in - When anyone wants out

If you say thin - She gives you stout

If you want love - She gives you none

You want it dark - She wants the sun

 

Contrary Anne’s got this problem deep down in her head

Every thought’s a mirror image of what someone else has said

Her points of view are never known to conform

To anything you want she likes it cold when you say warm

 

You’ll pay the price if you don’t ignore her

She’ll wind your crank with her lousy sense of humor

Don’t give her a chance to perpetuate the rumor

And run like hell before you stand up to her

 

If you say hello - She’ll say goodbye

You make her laugh - She’ll make you cry

When you begged no - She pressed on yes

And she tore in - And she did it again – Contrary Anne

 

It all goes well when people just ignore her

She’s a well known crank with a personality disorder

Looks for the chance to perpetuate the horror

And it all goes to hell when someone stands up to her

 

When everybody falls out - She falls in

Better run screaming now - Before she begins

And she does it again - And she does it again

Did it to you again - Contrary Anne

 

Contrary Anne - Contrary Anne

Contrary Anne - And she did it again

I don’t understand – Contrary Anne

What makes you scram - Contrary Anne

 

When you want in – she wants out

When you want grin – you only get pout

When you want heat – you get the fridge

When you call street – she calls a bridge

 

You rev your car – she parks her truck

You want her now – she says good luck

Contrary Anne