Crazy Driver

You’re a crazy driver - I can tell by the way you talk

You’re a crazy driver - The racket just never stops

You’re a crazy driver - When you stumble down the lane

You’re a crazy driver - I need drink to kill the pain

I know I’m lazy

And nothin’ motivates my brain

All the miles don’t faze me

But you’re driving me insane

You’re a crazy driver - You’re a crazy driver

Your hand is crankin’ the wheel

And you’re riding the clutch

And you work accelerators

Way too much – and you’re speeding.

Your mind is on the song

Your ear is on the phone

And you’re doing 20 over

In a school zone – and you’re speeding

You’re a crazy driver - You’re a crazy driver

You’re a crazy driver - I can see it in your eyes

You’re a crazy driver - Burning up your nine cat lives

You’re a crazy driver - That’s what the people say

You’re a crazy driver - And I’ve gotta find another way

I know I’m lazy

And nothin’ motivates my brain

All the miles don’t faze me

But you’re driving me insane

You’re a crazy driver - You’re a crazy driver

You make the tires squeal

And the tranny burn

And I’m screaming out the window

Into every turn – and you’re speeding

You’ve got a cigarette lit

And the iPod out

And you’re texting shit

That no one cares about – and you’re speeding

You’re a crazy driver - You’re a crazy driver

You’re a crazy driver - You’re a crazy driver