Mean Old Lady

 

 

I got the meanest old lady

Meanest one you ever seen

Bite your leg if you’re lazy

Knock your head if you dream

 

Hold you off till your crazy

Hold you down till you scream

She won’t do nothin’ come lately

Make you a one man team

 

She’ll make you rock in the corner

Comin’ in and out of a scream

 

Got me this woman says maybe

Which absolutely means no

Can’t even get her on payday

Don’t ever get passed go

 

She’ll talk and talk until you’re hazy

She’ll bicker on through the night

I’d rather policemen taze me

That chick is not quite right

 

She’ll make you rock in the corner

Comin’ in and out of a fright

 

I got a message from a good friend

That kept me up all night

It weren’t so funny on my end

It made me feel like a vandal

It made me feel like a thief in the night

 

She’ll make you rock in the corner

Comin’ in and out of a scream

She’ll make you rock in the corner

Comin’ in and out of a scream