She Left Me

 

She left the house

Without a trace

She took no time

To leave this place

 

Left with a frown

Pissed on her face

Left me a clown

Total disgrace

 

She said, “I got lot of living to do”

“You got plenty of time to stew”

“You can have it all”

“Now go get screwed”

 

She left me

She left me

On my own

She left me

She left me

All alone

 

I left the house

Went to Mike’s Place

I took no time

To plead my case

 

I lost the frown

Pressed on my face

Drank me a clown

Total disgrace

 

They said, “You got a lot of living to do”

“Don’t let a woman ever hurt you”

“You can have it all”

“Now go get screwed”

 

And they all sang

She left me

She left me

On my own

She left me

She left me

All alone

I never heard from her again

You never know where they’ve been

So I’m looking up around the bend

And I’m searching down at Mike’s

Weekends and Lady’s Nights

For a skirt that fits just right

Again

 

And they all sang

She left me

She left me

On my own

She left me

She left me

All alone